Posted by Kelli Joan Bennett
Uhmmmm, what can I say? We broke down and went with the masses to see 50 Shades of Grey today. I’ve never read the books. I had heard the movie was pretty awful so I had low expectations. What I did expect was that it would be dark and sexy. I can’t say I found it terribly sexy or that dark. Instead, I found it long. And just like with Magic Mike not having enough sexy dudes dancing, 50 Shades didn’t have enough kinky sexy time in it! I liked Dakota Johnson. And I didn’t mind the guy who played the dominant Grey. That poor bastard is being eviscerated in reviews. He wasn’t that bad! Yes, he was a little flat in his performance but I thought he was cute and not horrible. In a nutshell, it was way too long but I didn’t completely hate it. It was just kinda cheesy romantic drama fare with a little bondage thrown in here and there.
Until tomorrow, create from what you have…afternoon movies.
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