Posted by Kelli Joan Bennett
I have an old man eyebrow hair on my left eyebrow! WTF? I only noticed it a few days ago. It is coarse and wire-y and long and it has clearly been in the works for a while now. Besides the obvious—that my brows are in desperate need of some serious grooming—I clearly have too much testosterone or something manly coursing through my system. I mean, this brow hair should be on Martin Scorsese not me!
I didn’t think older women got old man eyebrows. Did you? I think of the grandma type figures in my life barely having any eyebrows, or for that matter that much hair in general. I did not see this brow situation coming! So, I sit in amazement and confusion at my magical old man eyebrow hair and how it proudly protrudes off of my forehead in defiance, no matter what I slather on it to tame it down. Now I know how Alfalfa from The Little Rascals felt. I’m used to the occasional random beard hair on my chin I have to use needle nose pliers to pluck out, but this is going too damn far! I need to get to the source of this unexpected, rogue brow strand and fix it.
Until tomorrow, create from what you have…the unexpected hair.
I had an old man patient one time with an eye brow hair that was so long it was poking him in the eye!
That poor old guy! Were you tempted to trim it? 🙂 If I don’t get this thing groomed soon, it’ll be poking me in the eye! Thanks for the glimpse into my future. 🙂